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"Hello kitty is not a cat, she is a little girl"
Ok sanrio, whatever you say, here is Hello kitty, a little girl

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  • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
  • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
  • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
  • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
  • Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.



That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

(via sprinkleofglitr)

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